SCARES THAT CARE Is One Week Away

Posted on by Jonathan Janz

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Okay, deep breath…

Jack Ketchum

Just…take it easy…

Brian Keene

…and try not to—

Bryan Smith

—hyperventilate…and…

TomMonteleoneChrisSarandonTonyToddOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOHMYGOSHHHWOULD YOU BE COOL FOR ONCE?!?!?!?!?!

*shuddering exhalation*

Sorry about that. It’s only been happening once or twice an hour, which is an 86% reduction from yesterday’s debilitating wave of fanboy attacks. By the time the convention rolls around next Friday, I’ll only be geeking out a few times a day. I’m hoping one of the attacks doesn’t occur while I’m talking to Jack Ketchum about THE GIRL NEXT DOOR, which is one of my favorite horror novels, or RED, which is another one of my favorite books, or OFF SEASON, which scared me so badly that I didn’t think he could do it to me again until I read THE WOMAN, you remember THE WOMAN? The part where you find out what’s hidden in the oh my gosh OH MY GOSH OHMYGOSHOHGOSHOGOSHHHHHH—

*sigh*

Legend
Legend

I guess I really do need to go back tomorrow for more treatments. The ointment they place under the electrodes really does take away some of the sting, and the buckets full of freezing water pretty much numb my facial muscles, and, well…

I hope you join me at Scares That Care. I’ll be there with copies of my six Samhain Horror novels, including my soon-to-be-released sequel CASTLE OF SORROWS. So…see you there!

(If I make it through my therapy.)

Jack Ketchum Fanboy
Jack Ketchum Fanboy

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Jonathan Janz grew up between a dark forest and a graveyard, and in a way, that explains everything. Brian Keene named his debut novel The Sorrows “the best horror novel of 2012”. The Library Journal deemed his follow-up, House of Skin, “reminiscent of Shirley Jackson’s The Haunting of Hill House and Peter Straub’s Ghost Story.” Samhain Horror will also publish his third novel, The Darkest Lullaby, in April. Savage Species will be his fourth full-length work. Look for his fifth novel, a vampire western called Dust Devils, in early 2014. He has also written three novellas (The Clearing of Travis Coble, Old Order, and Witching Hour Theatre) and several short stories. His primary interests are his wonderful wife and his three amazing children, and though he realizes that every author’s wife and children are wonderful and amazing, in this case the cliché happens to be true. You can learn more about Jonathan at www.jonathanjanz.com. You can also find him on Facebook, via @jonathanjanz on Twitter, or on his Goodreads and Amazon author pages.